Joseph Dickerson

Academy voters accidentally voted for Helium thinking it was the prequel to Up. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

Need more side boob. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

“Abraham Lincoln… started in a garage.” #OscarAds

Joseph Dickerson

And I meant to tweet “pretty well” but I’m in a hotel room in Pittsburgh, therefore I’ve been drinking.

Joseph Dickerson

NILSSON! MUPPETS! #OscarAds

Joseph Dickerson

And Frozen wins, to no one’s surprise. It crossed one BILLION dollars in ticket sales today. #Oscars pbs.twimg.com/profile_images…

Joseph Dickerson

THAT GOATEE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! #Oscars

Joseph Dickerson

(grabs mike stand) HELLO PITTSBURGH!

Joseph Dickerson

I love people who walk up to the gate five minutes after the plane has finished boarding and expect they can get on. Umm… No.

Joseph Dickerson

So, for some reason, Verizon changed my cell phone number. I’ve made no changes, didn’t add another line. Hmm.

Joseph Dickerson

On my way to beautiful downtown Pittsburgh.

Joseph Dickerson

This #BreakingBad remix is way catchier than it has any right to be zite.to/1cuybns