Joseph Dickerson

David O Russell, right now: “Maybe I should have put in another ELO song. Or used more hair spray…” #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

American Hustle joins a very short list of shut-outs that includes The Color Purple and The Turning Point – 10 nominations, no wins. #Oscars

Joseph Dickerson

My predictions were (mostly) right, except I had NO IDEA that American Hustle would win NOTHING. That screwed up my #Oscar pool bad.

Joseph Dickerson

Well, alright alright alright… #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

Cate will now exit stage and go into the West…

Joseph Dickerson

Why even announce the nominees? Just call Cate to the stage. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

So glad John Travolta didn’t announce best director. He would have added tildes and umlauts where none belonged. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

So, unless American Hustle pulls an upset in the big categories it will win… nothing. Wow. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

YES YES YES! #HER FTW #Oscars

Joseph Dickerson

Come on, HER!

Joseph Dickerson

And Let it Go wins best song, which surprises no one who is at all paying attention. #Frozen #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

John LOVES his musicals. Hint hint. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

Goldie was going to wear her Laugh In bikini, but the producers threw a dress on her. For the children. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

Started crying when Peter was shown, lost it when Harold and Roger was listed. The year EVERYONE COOL DIED. #Oscars2014

Joseph Dickerson

Death montage. Hankies at the ready. #Oscars2014