“We need a MON-TAGE!” #Oscars2014
Oh wait, that’s Chris PINE, not Evans. Who can tell?
It’s fake Captain Kirk!
Going through Ben Affleck’s head right now: “You don’t mow another man’s lawn.” #Oscars2014
Tina Fey is in a cage backstage writing “ad libs” for Ellen, in exchange for Snickers being provided by a man in a Godzilla suit. #Oscars
P!nk, I love ya, but could ya please keep in tempo with the music? #Oscars2014
I think American Hustle is going to win… nothing. I’m wagering HER will win best screenplay. #Oscars2014
Well done, Bill. Well done. #HaroldRamis #Oscars2014
So, did Andy Kaufman come back from the dead and start producing the #Oscars?
Give Angelina some pizza, she needs it. And a sandwich. #Oscars2014
“Introducing the Gear 2. It’s not an iWatch, but… Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back!” #OscarAds
And I just lost @brendanloy‘s #Oscar poll. Thought Jennifer was gonna upset.
Wow, I’m actually doing a lot better in the #Oscar pool that I though I would…
Is Bono wearing the same hair Emmet wore in the LEGO movie? #Oscars2014
Unfortunately, after Angela Lansbury was honored her third cousin twice removed was found murdered. #Oscars2014
UPSET in best documentary – Though Tim’s Vermeer should have been nominated. And Blackfish. #Oscars
