Um… Yeah. twitter.com/soriedemsto/st…
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I think Scooby Doo has a speech impediment.
Don’t judge. He’s just as good as any other talking dog.
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Not one kid came by the house trick or treating tonight. So, a big bag of candy will go uneaten.
Oh, wait, I have three teenage boys.
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Forgot to mention: Michael Myers is BLINDED at the end of #Halloween2… And he got better. Think these movies may be stretching credibility.
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You can totally tell who had no plans this #Halloween. They’re on twitter.
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That’s hot. twitter.com/teedubya/statu…
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All you #StarTrek fans rewatching Catspaw tonight? I’m sorry. #Halloween
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Just read that a radio station in Birmingham started playing Christmas music today.
No. Just… No.
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Being a fan of the #Halloween movie series is like being in an abusive relationship. You know you should just walk away, but you never do.
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And #Halloween4 ends completely wonderfully, bookending the first film.
So of course, they ruin that ending in 5. Sigh.
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Still wish I had done my #Halloween: The Series parody 20 years ago. Every week, Michael tries to kill some distant cousin, twice removed.
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Michael is immediately able to get from the roof to the ground. Because, of course, parkour. #Halloween4
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Mortality rate for sheriff’s daughters in Haddonfield: 100%. #Halloween4
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Love how no one bothered to introduce Loomis. They just start talking, and nobody asks “Who’s the old bald burned guy?” #Halloween4
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So many stupid teenagers. So little time. #Halloween4