The best treat to give kids? Reese’s Cups. The best treat to give parents? Red wine. #HalloweenTips
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Maybe I’ll dress as a Sexy Low Information Voter tonight. Still haven’t decided yet. #Halloween
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“Red Two, standing by.” twitter.com/techillusions/…
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If you are going to dress as a witch, avoid Salem. #HalloweenTips
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Can we have congressional action to stop this from happening? birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/10/31/sno…
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That bear had so much life ahead of him. This job, man. twitter.com/ememess/status…
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Don’t give out candy corn. #HalloweenTips
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Thinking about dressing up like Rupert Holmes for #Halloween. Because I like piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
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The new edition of The #TwinPeaks Gazette is out! thetwinpeaksgazette.com #davidlynch
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Try to make your costume as obscure as possible, just so you’ll spend the entire evening explaining it. It’s fun! #HalloweenTips
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The houses that hand out full-size candy bars are in neighborhoods better than yours. #HalloweenTips
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Happy Halloween everyone. Be careful, and have fun.
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And we are done. A double feature of Halloween and Halloween 2 on the 35th anniversary of Halloween 2. Goodnight everyone.
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Every time Michael turns to someone I keep thinking he should yell “Spock!” #Halloween2
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Loomis is such a pimp at the end of this movie. #Halloween2
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“Doctor Loomis, there’s some contrived narrative rewrite stuff we need to let you know about.” #Halloween2