Joseph Dickerson

Just read that a radio station in Birmingham started playing Christmas music today.

No. Just… No.

Joseph Dickerson

Being a fan of the #Halloween movie series is like being in an abusive relationship. You know you should just walk away, but you never do.

Joseph Dickerson

And #Halloween4 ends completely wonderfully, bookending the first film.

So of course, they ruin that ending in 5. Sigh.

Joseph Dickerson

Still wish I had done my #Halloween: The Series parody 20 years ago. Every week, Michael tries to kill some distant cousin, twice removed.

Joseph Dickerson

Michael is immediately able to get from the roof to the ground. Because, of course, parkour. #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Mortality rate for sheriff’s daughters in Haddonfield: 100%. #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Love how no one bothered to introduce Loomis. They just start talking, and nobody asks “Who’s the old bald burned guy?” #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

So many stupid teenagers. So little time. #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Love the redneck militia in this movie. Just great stuff… #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Why did Jamie wander off and leave the other kids? Was she looking for the movie’s plot? #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Hate that they screwed up the Shape mask in #Halloween4. Doesn’t look like Shatner at all…

Joseph Dickerson

Teenagers are so horny. I learned that from the Halloween movies.

Joseph Dickerson

So, why does nobody listen to Loomis? He is kind of the “Michael Myers expert.” #Halloween4

Joseph Dickerson

Watching #Halloween 4, because obviously.

Joseph Dickerson

Watching #Halloween 4, because obviously.
Why do they not listen to and believe Loomis? He’s kind of the “Michael Meyers Expert.”

Joseph Dickerson

Can’t wait to see Buildabear Cabbagepatch in Dr. Strange this weekend. #Marvel