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Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:55 am

Patricia Arquette’s acceptance speech was filmed over a period of twelve years. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:50 am

Ladies and gentleman, Tony Orlando! Oh, wait, never mind. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:43 am

This #Birdman reference will make perfect sense to the twelve people who’s seen it. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:35 am

So is NPH bossing around a bunch of black people tonight, or is it just me? #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:32 am

MIYAZAKI FTW. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:30 am

It’s a crisis center sweep! #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:28 am

THAT’s the way to stop the payoff music – talk about volunteers in crisis centers. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:24 am

I need a cigarette now. #EverythingIsAwesome #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:19 am

Can they just play this for the rest of the night and not give any awards? #EverythingIsAwesome #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:17 am

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:14 am

Look, a dwarf from The Hobbit! Oh, wait, that’s Shirley MacLaine. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:10 am

I don’t know, but I think Nicole Kidman may have had some plastic surgery. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:05 am

“The Future of Hollywood… who will be serving you at the after parties later tonight.” #Oscars2015 #recyclingthatjoke

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 2:02 am

Beginning to hope for a #TheGrandBudapestHotel sweep. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:59 am

Are we sure Wes Anderson isn’t also Beck? #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:57 am

Chris Pine, struggling to stay relevant. “I can be a movie star! Really!” #Oscars2015