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Joseph Dickerson

I think what’s really in NPH’s locked briefcase is Marsellus’ soul. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

This Glory song is pretty farking good. #Oscar2015

Joseph Dickerson

And now, to show how the #Oscars is all about women’s rights, here’s a JCPenney ad showing half-naked women. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

I hope Hollandaise wins the award for Best Original Sauce. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Fifty Shades of Documentary Producer. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

‘And now, here’s two people who should have been nominated, but weren’t!’ #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Ground control to Terence Howard… Do you read me, over? Take your protein pills and put your helmet on… #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Umm… #Oscars… Joan Rivers? She did movies, too. Directed one, even. #InMemorium #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Giger, Garner, Bardot, Attenborough, Rooney, Williams, Taylor, Rainer, Smith, Bacall, Wallach, Hoskins, Nichols… We’ve lost some greats.

Joseph Dickerson

Idris, looking GOOD, man. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

The Best Animated Picture to Big Hero Six should have an * next to it, like 61*. #EverythingIsAwesome

Joseph Dickerson

This Oscar is irrelevant. The real winner is The #Lego Movie. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Apes shoulda won. I think the reason it didn’t was it looked too real… Which is THE POINT. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Did anyone just notice that Patricia Arquette spoke about wage equality and the outro music was ‘Shaft”? #Oscar2015