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Posted on February 23, 2015 at 5:07 am

At least four other movies are better than #Birdman, and two of them were not nominated. #TheLegoMovie #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 5:05 am

AND… The #Oscars celebrate a pretentious movie about actors being actors, and being “troubled” about their art. Sigh. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 5:03 am

And here is Sean Penn, doing his worst Holden Caufield impression. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 5:02 am

WRAP IT UP NPH. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:58 am

“Mr. Giuliani, do you believe this year’s #Oscars was patriotic?” Some reporter, tomorrow. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:52 am

Right now, Michael Keaton and Beneroot Camberbrat are both thinking “If I had only played the role in a wheelchair…” #Oscar2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:44 am

Still hope the Best Picture is a surprise… But I’m thinking it’ll be Birdman, now. Unfortunately. Pretentious, overrated film. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:41 am

I can’t believe this guy is Batman now.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:37 am

OK, people, we are in the home stretch! Only two more hours to go! #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:30 am

Next year, the #Oscars will celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Born Free with a musical montage performed by Slipknot. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:24 am

YES. Another win for #TheGrandBudapestHotel. I think it may win Best Picture, now. And it SHOULD. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:19 am

I CAN SMELL COLORS. #LadyGaga #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:17 am

WHAT. I don’t remember dropping acid earlier. I must be mistaken. #LadyGaga #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:14 am

Just when I thought this #Oscars couldn’t get any whiter… SOUND OF MUSIC TRIBUTE.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:09 am

They have a point. Our prison system is f’d up. And I’m a semi-conservative sickly pale white guy. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:05 am

Well played, Oscars. Travolta gets to eat some (deserved) humble pie.