I hope @Nationwide doesn’t do a follow-up ad that talks about the danger toenail fungus brings to our nation’s youth. “It can KILL.”
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I’m shocked these #SuperBowl ads don’t portray Dads as dumb idiots and the butt of jokes, but instead something to be respected. Progress.
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My toenail has fungus #likeagirl #SuperBowl
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I love the Budweiser ads, and I really love the fact that I have a variety of beers to choose from that are not Budweiser.
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You know what the #SuperBowl needs? MORE TOENAIL FUNGUS ADS.
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Right now @Nationwide is frantically filming an ad to air in 4th qtr where Katy Perry & Liam Neeson go back in time to save that kid’s life.
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They had some mechanical difficulties, so they are still trying to locate & land The More You Know star containing Katy Perry. #SuperBowl
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Liam Neeson just saw the @Nationwide ad, and he’s PISSED. #SuperBowl
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How did the @Nationwide kid die? Dancing sharks, sadly.
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The @Nationwide kid didn’t like the halftime show. Because HE’S DEAD.
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Apparently EVERYONE on the Net did the More You Know joke simultaneously & blew up a thousand servers. Thankfully the sysadmin had a Coke.
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We need a nipple slip. #SuperBowl
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It would be really nice to be able to HEAR KATY PERRY SING. #badaudio #SuperBowl
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The ghost kid from the Nationwide ad MAY be the guest performer at the Katy Perry halftime show… Just sayin… #SuperBowl
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It would be great if the Seahawks win, but I’m afraid the ghost kid from the Nationwide ad may have other plans – he was a Patriots fan.
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Advertisers: “All of America is watching this game, so we have to KILL THEIR BUZZ COMPLETELY.” #SuperBowl