Beginning to hope for a #TheGrandBudapestHotel sweep. #Oscars2015
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Are we sure Wes Anderson isn’t also Beck? #Oscars2015
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Chris Pine, struggling to stay relevant. “I can be a movie star! Really!” #Oscars2015
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Juliette Lewis IS Kyra Sedgwick from The Closer in Secrets and Lies on ABC
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The dead @Nationwide kid is waiting in the wings. “Am I on? Is my ad going to run again?”
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They are really mixing up the format and order of things. I like it. #Oscars2015
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JK just hit his Farmers Insurance sales quota for the year. #Oscars2015
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“Parker, get me pictures of Spider-Man! And an #Oscar!” #Oscars2015
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J.K is already walking to the stage. #Oscars2015
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The Judge is a horrible movie. For this, Robert Duvall didn’t do Godfather 3? #Oscars2015
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Missed an opportunity to do an Oprah-Uma joke there. #Oscars2015
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“Moving pictures… millions of pixels on screen…” Remember when movies used to have film grain? Sigh. #Oscars2015
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Wow, Jack Black… Can you host next year? #Oscars2015
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Hope Neil Patrick Harris does OK,. He’s not used to performing in front of live audiences. #Oscars2015
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I really hope that when they announce Melanie Griffith as a nominee they accidentally show a scene from Body Double. #Oscars2015
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Lady Gaga is wearing gloves because she will be playing the board game Operation later. #Oscars2015