This Oscar is irrelevant. The real winner is The #Lego Movie. #Oscars2015
Apes shoulda won. I think the reason it didn’t was it looked too real… Which is THE POINT. #Oscars2015
Did anyone just notice that Patricia Arquette spoke about wage equality and the outro music was ‘Shaft”? #Oscar2015
Patricia Arquette’s acceptance speech was filmed over a period of twelve years. #Oscars2015
Ladies and gentleman, Tony Orlando! Oh, wait, never mind. #Oscars2015
This #Birdman reference will make perfect sense to the twelve people who’s seen it. #Oscars2015
So is NPH bossing around a bunch of black people tonight, or is it just me? #Oscars2015
MIYAZAKI FTW. #Oscars2015
It’s a crisis center sweep! #Oscars2015
THAT’s the way to stop the payoff music – talk about volunteers in crisis centers. #Oscars2015
I need a cigarette now. #EverythingIsAwesome #Oscars2015
Can they just play this for the rest of the night and not give any awards? #EverythingIsAwesome #Oscars2015
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Look, a dwarf from The Hobbit! Oh, wait, that’s Shirley MacLaine. #Oscars2015
I don’t know, but I think Nicole Kidman may have had some plastic surgery. #Oscars2015
“The Future of Hollywood… who will be serving you at the after parties later tonight.” #Oscars2015 #recyclingthatjoke
