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Joseph Dickerson

It would be really nice to be able to HEAR KATY PERRY SING. #badaudio #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

The ghost kid from the Nationwide ad MAY be the guest performer at the Katy Perry halftime show… Just sayin… #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

It would be great if the Seahawks win, but I’m afraid the ghost kid from the Nationwide ad may have other plans – he was a Patriots fan.

Joseph Dickerson

Advertisers: “All of America is watching this game, so we have to KILL THEIR BUZZ COMPLETELY.” #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Somewhere, at the @Nationwide #SuperBowl party, some very interesting conversations are taking place. #WorseAdEver

Joseph Dickerson

I got it: the Nationwide kid was looking for a lost puppy, got doublecrossed by James Spader & died when someone spilled coke in his laptop.

Joseph Dickerson

CRANSTON FTW. #superbowl

Joseph Dickerson

So are Nissan and Nationwide competing for the worse ad awards? Jesus, who thought these ads were a good idea?

Joseph Dickerson

Wow, Nissan just lost the #AdBowl with the most depressing sad ad ever. Someone needs to be fired.

Joseph Dickerson

Coke: please don’t drink it, just use it to lubricate your servers.

Joseph Dickerson

If that ball was just slightly deflated, the New England receiver would have caught it. #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Have no interest in seeing the new Terminator movie. Ever.
Not on Netflix, not on a plane for free… Never.
#foolmeonce

Joseph Dickerson

She Who Must Be Obeyed: “The game started a half hour ago…”
ME: ” Did it, honey? Did it?”
#SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Methinks Intuit and turbotax are gonna get some blowback on that ad.

Joseph Dickerson

I wish Ted Knight was alive to announce for this game.
“Meanwhile, at the Legion of Boom…”
#SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

I hope before the end of the night New England fans’ hopes for victory are… Deflated. #obviousjokeisobvious