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Posted on February 2, 2015 at 3:04 am

Horrible play call. Just horrible. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:59 am

The Seahawks should be walking away with this game, but they are clearly sad and preoccupied by the dead @Nationwide kid. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:38 am

Now want to install a lifesize Pac Man course in my backyard. Damn you, Bud Light!

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:34 am

I #likeagirl and I like that.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:24 am

I hope @Nationwide doesn’t do a follow-up ad that talks about the danger toenail fungus brings to our nation’s youth. “It can KILL.”

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:18 am

I’m shocked these #SuperBowl ads don’t portray Dads as dumb idiots and the butt of jokes, but instead something to be respected. Progress.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:10 am

My toenail has fungus #likeagirl #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:09 am

I love the Budweiser ads, and I really love the fact that I have a variety of beers to choose from that are not Budweiser.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:06 am

You know what the #SuperBowl needs? MORE TOENAIL FUNGUS ADS.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:54 am

Right now @Nationwide is frantically filming an ad to air in 4th qtr where Katy Perry & Liam Neeson go back in time to save that kid’s life.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:50 am

They had some mechanical difficulties, so they are still trying to locate & land The More You Know star containing Katy Perry. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:42 am

Liam Neeson just saw the @Nationwide ad, and he’s PISSED. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:38 am

How did the @Nationwide kid die? Dancing sharks, sadly.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:35 am

The @Nationwide kid didn’t like the halftime show. Because HE’S DEAD.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

Apparently EVERYONE on the Net did the More You Know joke simultaneously & blew up a thousand servers. Thankfully the sysadmin had a Coke.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:24 am

We need a nipple slip. #SuperBowl