Author: Joseph Dickerson

I love the Budweiser ads, and I really love the fact that I have a variety of beers to choose from that are not Budweiser.

You know what the #SuperBowl needs? MORE TOENAIL FUNGUS ADS.

Right now @Nationwide is frantically filming an ad to air in 4th qtr where Katy Perry & Liam Neeson go back in time to save that kid’s life.

They had some mechanical difficulties, so they are still trying to locate & land The More You Know star containing Katy Perry. #SuperBowl

Liam Neeson just saw the @Nationwide ad, and he’s PISSED. #SuperBowl

How did the @Nationwide kid die? Dancing sharks, sadly.

The @Nationwide kid didn’t like the halftime show. Because HE’S DEAD.

Apparently EVERYONE on the Net did the More You Know joke simultaneously & blew up a thousand servers. Thankfully the sysadmin had a Coke.

We need a nipple slip. #SuperBowl

It would be really nice to be able to HEAR KATY PERRY SING. #badaudio #SuperBowl

The ghost kid from the Nationwide ad MAY be the guest performer at the Katy Perry halftime show… Just sayin… #SuperBowl

It would be great if the Seahawks win, but I’m afraid the ghost kid from the Nationwide ad may have other plans – he was a Patriots fan.

Advertisers: “All of America is watching this game, so we have to KILL THEIR BUZZ COMPLETELY.” #SuperBowl

Somewhere, at the @Nationwide #SuperBowl party, some very interesting conversations are taking place. #WorseAdEver

I got it: the Nationwide kid was looking for a lost puppy, got doublecrossed by James Spader & died when someone spilled coke in his laptop.

CRANSTON FTW. #superbowl