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Author: Joseph Dickerson
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Nationwide makes Worse. Super Bowl Ad. Ever.
A big chunk of America saw this ad from Nationwide Insurance last night… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVslkan08U …And went WFT? The ad is one of the darkest advertisements ever made, and the very idea of the ad is off-putting and misguided. There were a lot…
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OK, last #SuperBowl tweet of the night… Stay classy, Twitter!
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“I could be enjoying all those things, but I can’t… Because I died… Because I called that last play for the Seahawks in #SuperBowl 49.”
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Spoiler: The protagonist in the new Ghostbusters reboot is the @Nationwide kid, forever tormented by that last play call. #SuperBowl
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Pete Carroll saw his shadow, so we get six more month of people second-guessing that last call. #SuperBowl #Seahawks
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So, off to the hard stuff, then. #SuperBowl
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The dead @Nationwide kid would have never called a passing play in that situation. #Superbowl
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And a hockey game breaks out. #SuperBowl
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Horrible play call. Just horrible. #SuperBowl
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The Seahawks should be walking away with this game, but they are clearly sad and preoccupied by the dead @Nationwide kid. #SuperBowl
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Now want to install a lifesize Pac Man course in my backyard. Damn you, Bud Light!
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I #likeagirl and I like that.
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I hope @Nationwide doesn’t do a follow-up ad that talks about the danger toenail fungus brings to our nation’s youth. “It can KILL.”
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I’m shocked these #SuperBowl ads don’t portray Dads as dumb idiots and the butt of jokes, but instead something to be respected. Progress.
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My toenail has fungus #likeagirl #SuperBowl