Month: September 2016

Joseph Dickerson

Idea for a new product: A white cord you tie to your #Apple AirPods to prevent them from getting lost. You connect the cord to your phone!

Joseph Dickerson

Yup. https://t.co/oTIqMFrLsq

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Joseph Dickerson

Pro tip: If you are ever tempted to invite your distant relative Jessica Fletcher to a family event… Don’t.

Joseph Dickerson

The one thing Top Golf has taught me: I suck at golf. Especially after a few tasty beverages.

Joseph Dickerson

I sometimes think I’m starring in my own version of The Truman Show.

Joseph Dickerson

Re: The last tweet, said movie was #StarTrek IV. He watched the stunt man who played Chekov fall all day.

My life. Wow.

Joseph Dickerson

Holy crap, I’m at a Microsoft event talking #StarTrek & the gentleman I’m talking to was stationed on the USS Ranger & was IN THE MOVIE.

Joseph Dickerson

I’m in DC. Twelve miles from the Smithsonian Air and Space museum.
I know what I’m doing before I fly home tomorrow night.
#StarTrek50

Joseph Dickerson

The flying monkeys on the iPhone 7 can’t recharge wirelessly, unfortunately. #AppleEvent

Joseph Dickerson

Who had flying monkeys on their #AppleEvent Bingo card?

Joseph Dickerson

The new iPhone. Designed by Spinal Tap. “How much more black can it be? The answer is, none.” #AppleEvent

Joseph Dickerson

Apple has sold one BILLION iPhones. Paging Dr. Evil…