Day: February 23, 2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:19 am

I CAN SMELL COLORS. #LadyGaga #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:17 am

WHAT. I don’t remember dropping acid earlier. I must be mistaken. #LadyGaga #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:14 am

Just when I thought this #Oscars couldn’t get any whiter… SOUND OF MUSIC TRIBUTE.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:09 am

They have a point. Our prison system is f’d up. And I’m a semi-conservative sickly pale white guy. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:05 am

Well played, Oscars. Travolta gets to eat some (deserved) humble pie.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:03 am

I think what’s really in NPH’s locked briefcase is Marsellus’ soul. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 4:01 am

This Glory song is pretty farking good. #Oscar2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:56 am

And now, to show how the #Oscars is all about women’s rights, here’s a JCPenney ad showing half-naked women. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:54 am

I hope Hollandaise wins the award for Best Original Sauce. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:52 am

Fifty Shades of Documentary Producer. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:50 am

‘And now, here’s two people who should have been nominated, but weren’t!’ #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:48 am

Ground control to Terence Howard… Do you read me, over? Take your protein pills and put your helmet on… #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:41 am

Umm… #Oscars… Joan Rivers? She did movies, too. Directed one, even. #InMemorium #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:36 am

Giger, Garner, Bardot, Attenborough, Rooney, Williams, Taylor, Rainer, Smith, Bacall, Wallach, Hoskins, Nichols… We’ve lost some greats.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:25 am

…And the sweep dream is over. Oh well. #TheGrandBudapestHotel #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 3:24 am

Idris, looking GOOD, man. #Oscars2015