Day: February 23, 2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:26 am

I really hope that when they announce Melanie Griffith as a nominee they accidentally show a scene from Body Double. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:19 am

Lady Gaga is wearing gloves because she will be playing the board game Operation later. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:16 am

Tim McGraw now weighs only 18 pounds. #Oscars2015

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:11 am

The #Oscars start soon. Twitter, get your smartass comments ready. These self-important people deserve your every snark. #RifftraxOscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 1:04 am

“So, Emma Stone, Bob Orci brutally killed your character in the latest Spider-Man movie. Thoughts?” #Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:59 am

Months ago, I predicted Boyhood would win best picture. Now, I’m not so sure. I’m gonna go out on a limb & say American Sniper wins. #Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:55 am

Sorry, Reese does not have her spoon with her. FAIL. #Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:54 am

Somewhere, @NikkiFinke is asking her lawyers if she can tweet SOMETHING, ANYTHING about the #Oscars.

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:48 am

“And that is the future of Hollywood… They will be taking your drink orders later on tonight.” #Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:45 am

OMG The FASHIONS!

Oh, wait, I don’t care.

#Oscars

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 12:37 am

My son totaled his car, I’m in a hotel in Pittsburgh, I have a bucket full of beer, & the #Oscars are starting in less than an hour. HIT IT.