- Pro tip: if you want a lot of fake 'bot followers, post a tweet with the word "prostitute" in it. You're welcome. #
- Just reread The Checklist Manifesto. Now converting everything I do in my life into a checklist.
It's a short checklist. #
- OK, Apple, you can notify me that I won that 25 billion app download contest any time now. That 100K gift card will come in handy. #
- Watched newest Walking Dead. They are definitely ending the season on a high note. RIP, character who died who I will not name. #spoilers #
- What could make the McRib better? Why, deep-frying it and adding cheese and bacon, of course! http://t.co/l6oTqUb9 #
- (Checks news site) Whew! Putin won his presidential election! What a nail-biter! #sarcasm #
- Link: Everything, Everywhere, All The Time http://t.co/ohIVeF5Z #
- Link: Targeting Merchants, Square Debuts Register iPad App And Analytics; Now Processing $4B In Payments Per Year http://t.co/SKOxjytn #
- RT @susiefelber: Instead of #SXSW I'm going to get drunk and ask my husband to lock me out of the most useful rooms in the house. ME: Heh. #
- Trying to figure out what words to include in upcoming tweets so I can get enough 'bots to have over 1000 "followers". #
- I'd like to thank the Internet for spoiling the latest Celebrity Apprentice ep for me – it doesn't air in Australia 'til tomorrow. #ohmy #
- Five leadership lessons from Captain Kirk: http://t.co/8VyqLdyy ME: Like I wouldn't share THIS link… #
- Off to buy some kangaroo scrotums.
#notkidding #
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