- Add style to your drinks. http://t.co/rXV0nTuy #
- Enjoying an afternoon in the park. #
- The bottle of tonic water I just opened exploded in a cartoon-like fashion.
The good news is, I no longer have to mop the kitchen floor. #
- It's at times like these that I'm glad my first job, bartender at Coyote Ugly, didn't work out. #
- RT @melissamoore Gingrich says he has no plans to withdraw. Unless a younger, prettier race comes along. #
- Just read that the rumored Back to the Future won't happen. Tempted to write it myself. #
- Songs in a BTTF musical: "Damn Libyans!" "Calvin Klein, I think I love you" "Stop kissing me, Mo… Miss!" & showstopper "Great Scott!" #
- The rumored Back to the Future musical isn't happening. Tempted to write it myself. #
- Just went back in time to edit a tweet about Back to the Future. And date my mom. #
- So, @TweetsMcG, after meeting me in "real life" Friday night: I am ruggedly handsome, right?
No, wait… We both know the answer to that. #
- Is it wrong to pin photos of beautiful women to "Favorite places and spaces" on Pinterest? I'm thinking yes. #
- Just to let everyone know, I am the perfect accompaniment to pasta, veal or pork. #
- Link: Batman Mr Potato Head, Official Toy Tie-In For The Dark Knight Rises, Now Available http://t.co/v1fqXSyt #
- Link: Watch Patrick Stewart & Liam Neeson Preside Over Battle Of Star Trek v Star Wars Action Figures http://t.co/ITo7iLU6 #
- 40 days before I move back to the US. But before I do, I need to get the One Ring to the fires of Mount Doom… #
- In my opinion and experience, the Safety Dance isn't very safe. Not at all. #
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