The one thing Top Golf has taught me: I suck at golf. Especially after a few tasty beverages.
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I sometimes think I’m starring in my own version of The Truman Show.
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Re: The last tweet, said movie was #StarTrek IV. He watched the stunt man who played Chekov fall all day.
My life. Wow.
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Holy crap, I’m at a Microsoft event talking #StarTrek & the gentleman I’m talking to was stationed on the USS Ranger & was IN THE MOVIE.
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I’m in DC. Twelve miles from the Smithsonian Air and Space museum.
I know what I’m doing before I fly home tomorrow night.
#StarTrek50
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The flying monkeys on the iPhone 7 can’t recharge wirelessly, unfortunately. #AppleEvent
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Who had flying monkeys on their #AppleEvent Bingo card?
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The new iPhone. Designed by Spinal Tap. “How much more black can it be? The answer is, none.” #AppleEvent
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Apple has sold one BILLION iPhones. Paging Dr. Evil…
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The #StarTrek next gen crew helps Comedy Relief: youtube.com/watch?v=Hra0I-… #STTNG
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Missing #DoctorWho Story Power of the Daleks Is Getting an Animated Reconstruction io9.gizmodo.com/missing-doctor…
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Landed in DC. Great that they have a kiosk at the airport listing what Congress members are for sale.
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Thanks to my rigorous diet and exercise regime, I’ve gone from pudgy to doughy. Living the dream.
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Off to DC.
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I’d pay good money to watch this. https://t.co/JCcQZtsnHu
