Some bad news for the rest of the NCAA football conferences: Saban ain’t going anywhere. #Dynasty #SEC #RollTide
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I am so happy right now. The SEC has once again showed the world that they are the best conference. And Alabama is the best team. ROLL TIDE.
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DYNASTY. It’s not just an 80s show starring Linda Evans. It’s your Alabama Crimson Tide. And they are just getting started. #ROLLTIDE
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Correction to my earlier tweet… Alabama is putting in their second-string players, to get some big game experience. Embarrassing for ND.
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Alabama still has plenty of time to respond with another touchdown. And methinks they will. #BCSChampionship
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“I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alabama Notre Dame Massacre, with full orchestration & five part harmony & stuff like that…”
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Full credit to Alabama… they didn’t pull their starters and play second string players. They play all four quarters. #Sportsmanship
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Notre Dame warming up their secret weapon, the Dowager Countess, to bring it home. #BCSChampionship #DowntonAbbey
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I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘I am holding my position.’ We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let Notre Dame do that. #RollTide
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So… um… (looking around) Where are all the “#SEC is overrated” tweets? (Looks some more) I thought so. #BCSChampionship
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Alabama considering putting in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters into the game in the second half, just to mix things up a bit. #RollTide
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Ladies and gentlemen, that’s enough. I’m calling it. Notre Dame’s national championship hopes died… (checks clock) at 9:58 PM. #RollTide
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Commentator: “Notre Dame has missed more tackles tonight than they have all year.” Hmm. I wonder why that may be. #SEC
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Notre Dame considering putting the new iPhone headphones in as a wide receiver in the second half. #BCSChampionship
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Notre Dame’s game plan: put the Directv Genie in as QB in the second half. #BCSChampionship