Joseph Dickerson

CBS execs are screaming at many different people right now. To no avail.

Joseph Dickerson

“There’s a light… over at the Harbaugh’s place! There’s a light…”

Joseph Dickerson

CBS announcer: “The stadium appears to becoming brighter and brighter.” Really? Because the lights are coming back on? What keen analysis.

Joseph Dickerson

If this continues, I may start drinking. #SuperBowlBlackOut

Joseph Dickerson

“If liked it then you should have put a fuse in it, if you liked it then you should have put a bulb in it…” #BeyonceAtSuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

A reminder to all you #49ers fans: there’s a brand-new episode of #DowntonAbbey tonight.

In case you want to watch something else.

Joseph Dickerson

And that’s your game, folks.

Joseph Dickerson

Somewhere, Madonna is throwing things at the TV screen. #BeyonceAtSuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Oh. My. #Beyonce #Superbowl

Joseph Dickerson

The 49ers came from behind twice to get here. I don’t think they can do it a third time. #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Flacco is playing the best game of his career. Good timing. #SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Somewhere in the world, Michael Bay just saw the Fast and Furious 6 #Superbowl commercial and turned green with envy.

Joseph Dickerson

If these ads are supposed to be the best that our ad agencies can come up with, someone needs to get Don Draper on the hotline, STAT. #SB47