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I understand Billy Crystal is being parachuted in by special forces personnel… #Oscars

Russell Crowe: Singer.

Not really, but I think it’s funny whenever I or anyone says that.

#Oscars

Geez, Anne Hathaway has to perform on the same #Oscar stage she was on last year… and before the winner of her category is announced.

#Oscar producer: “We’ve got a big musical number, get Bob Fosse on the phone!” Assistant: “Umm… he’s dead.” Producer: “Do what I asked you!”

Nikki Finke at Deadline.com: “So far this feels like the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon. Circa 1966.” Heh. #Oscars

Is it just me, or are they feeding in canned laughter to “plus” the audience reactions to the jokes? #Oscars

Absolutely thrilled Searching for Sugar Man won best documentary. Wonderful film. #Oscars

Liam, hurry! We’re running out of time! #Oscars

And… that’s it? Umm… I think you could have done a bit more than that for Bond’s 50th, Academy. #Oscars

Shirley Bassey. Yes. #Oscars

James Bond montage FTW. #Oscars

Wow, if the Avengers were this dysfunction in the movie, the Earth would have been doomed. #Oscars

Brave wins… I thought Wreck It Ralph would win. So much for my overconfident #Oscars picks…

If I was professional voice actor watching the #Oscars, I’d be throwing things at the TV screen right now. Very insulting and unfunny.

HOLY CRAP! Christopher Waltz wins best supporting actor. Second surprise of the night (The Shat was the first). #Oscars

Ironically, I have that same Flying Nun outfit. #Oscars