Joseph Dickerson

.@WolfgangPuck Just had “dinner” at your The Kitchen restaurant in IAD. One piece of overdone fried fish and cold French fries. Horrible.

Joseph Dickerson

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. complete series on sale for $46, today only: amazon.com/Man-U-N-C-L-E-…

Joseph Dickerson

NASA to announce a “surprising” Europa discovery on Monday. A preview: https://t.co/FwJgcJHKNb

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Joseph Dickerson

Disney World… now, with Zika! #floridainfivewords

Joseph Dickerson

The Tingler! The Tingler is loose on the Twitter! Scream, scream for your lives!

Joseph Dickerson

My refrigerator was running. I leapt up and tried to grab it, but was too slow.

I had a sandwich in there.

And now I’m hungry.

Joseph Dickerson

My reaction when I saw Jared Leto was playing Andy Warhol: https://t.co/32JXoQ2QZK

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Joseph Dickerson

They probably heard about that whole “Jared Leto playing Andy Warhol” thing. msn.com/en-us/movies/v…

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Because when people think Andy Warhol, they think “overrated method actor”: msn.com/en-us/movies/n…

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Ugh.

Joseph Dickerson

“In one of the countless billions of galaxies lies a medium-sized star. And one of its super-couples, known as #Brangelina, is now dead.”

Joseph Dickerson

I hate that Paul Frees is no longer with us. Imagine him announcing the end of #Brangelina like he did at the finale of the 2nd Apes film.