Joseph Dickerson

My refrigerator was running. I leapt up and tried to grab it, but was too slow.

I had a sandwich in there.

And now I’m hungry.

Joseph Dickerson

My reaction when I saw Jared Leto was playing Andy Warhol: https://t.co/32JXoQ2QZK

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Joseph Dickerson

They probably heard about that whole “Jared Leto playing Andy Warhol” thing. msn.com/en-us/movies/v…

Joseph Dickerson

Because when people think Andy Warhol, they think “overrated method actor”: msn.com/en-us/movies/n…

Joseph Dickerson

Ugh.

Joseph Dickerson

“In one of the countless billions of galaxies lies a medium-sized star. And one of its super-couples, known as #Brangelina, is now dead.”

Joseph Dickerson

I hate that Paul Frees is no longer with us. Imagine him announcing the end of #Brangelina like he did at the finale of the 2nd Apes film.

Joseph Dickerson

Protip: Having issues/errors installing #Windows10 Insider builds? Remove any USB or SD attached to your device before you start installing.

Joseph Dickerson

Daniel saw what they did to BoJack. bbc.com/news/entertain… https://t.co/vz76l2Li77

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Joseph Dickerson

Washington DC, I am in you.

Joseph Dickerson

Arrh, I just spied the fact that it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Shiver me timbers, you mangie land-lubbers. #Arrh #Matey

Joseph Dickerson

About to board my flight to DC. Yes, I know, I’m flying again. This is my shocked face.