Joseph Dickerson

I just heard that Garfield hates Mondays. I’m not surprised. I wonder if he likes Italian food…

Joseph Dickerson

“Don’t look at me like that, turkey baster. You think I wanted this?” https://t.co/Q2Uq6DgMsa

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Snacking on steamed broccoli with hot sauce, and sharing it with my dog Yugi. He LOVES broccoli.

Joseph Dickerson

Read that some people are sheltering in place on the Florida coast. In their mobile homes.

Umm… Yeah.

#hurricaneMatthew

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Disney & Universal Florida Theme Parks Close As Hurricane Approaches deadline.com/2016/10/disney…

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New at my blog, One Day Since Yesterday: How we “lost” one of the great filmmakers josephdickerson.com/blog/2016/10/0…

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Pro Tip: Before you spend ten minutes trying to figure out why your bluetooth mouse isn’t working, make sure it’s turned on first.

Joseph Dickerson

#FloridaNow Ghosts will tend to shelter in place because of #hurricanematthew. So if you want to bust them, they may be non-responsive.

Joseph Dickerson

#FloridaNow You may want to avoid using your Ouija board the next couple of days. The gale force winds will impact the results.

Joseph Dickerson

#FloridaNow Let’s be careful out there.

In other words, binge-watch the first three season’s of Hill Street Blues.

cc/@mfrost11

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#FloridaNow Good news: You have a four-day weekend to catch up on #LukeCage. Bad news: You may have no power and be underwater.

Joseph Dickerson

#FloridaNow The good news is, the clowns will be airborne.

The bad news is, the clowns will be airborne.