Joseph Dickerson

And then I see the first ad for Fifty Shades of Grey, and my snark redlines. Oh. My. God. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

The damn thing is, George Clooney seems to be a nice guy. I wish I could be more snarky, but… he’s kinda a good man. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

“For his astounding acting in The Facts of Life…” #GeorgeClooney #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

We all aspire to be like George Clooney, but most of us fall short. We are human, after all. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

The greatest trick that Kevin Spacey ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t really nominated. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

David Duchovny looks SOOO excited. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

The HBO executive team are right now screaming, “The checks cleared, what the hell is happening?!” #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

So who should host the #GoldenGlobes next year? I nominate a tree sloth. Not just any tree sloth, but one with real PRESENCE… you know?

Joseph Dickerson

“When I think about how I took over Katie Holmes’ part for The Dark Knight, I think, ‘Thanks, Tom!” #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

Jeffrey Tambor is an amazingly nice guy. Very happy that he is being recognized tonight.

Joseph Dickerson

I was in the same room as Jane Fonda last year, and let me tell ya… she has Top Men working on her appearance.
Top. Men.
#GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

With all the heat Michael Keaton is getting, I can see a Mr. Mom 2 being greenlit in 3…2…
#GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

Grand Budapest Hotel should have won best screenplay, no contest. Sorry, no. #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

That’s great, #GoldenGlobes, double-down on the North Korea joke. Let’s not mock people who can actually REALLY kill you.

Joseph Dickerson

Kevin Hart needs to take that jacket back to The Village. #BeSeeingYou #GoldenGlobes

Joseph Dickerson

“Some of your favorite stars made some amazing GIFs!” Really? Seriously? Way to “get” the Internet, #GoldenGlobes!