Great idea, #Grammy producers, cutting to a bunch of old white guys clapping after #Madonna‘s performance was over…
Madonna has apparently arrived at the #Grammys dressed as a sexy matador. Brian Williams, upset that she stole his idea, left the building.
We’ve replaced the Tom Jones you’re used to seeing with Herschel from The Walking Dead. Let’s see who notices. #Grammys
And here comes the part when viewers my age realize they have no idea who the people nominated are and they change the channel. #Grammys
What the viewers don’t know is LL Cool J is undercover on an investigation for NCIS. #Grammys
This new band “AC/DC” may be going somewhere. #Grammys
Hey! You!
Support the #StarTrek Continues Kirkstarter from @TrekContinues!
You have seven days. Make it so!
The hotel I’m at in Pittsburgh doesn’t have AMC. Crap. #BetterCallSaul #TheWalkingDead
Adding my birthday wishes to @EmoPhilips. Since I took pics of you on @HustonH‘s bridge in Vegas in 2013, I consider you my spirit animal.
HELLO PITTSBURGH! #SpinalTap
Someone at the airport saw my Prisoner t-shirt and asked me, “How did it end, I never saw the last episode.” Umm… #Beseeingyou
Lunch, then I’m off to Pittsburgh for Monday meetings.
Brian Williams is taking time off from NBC News, so he can make sure the streets of Gotham City are safe once more. #BrianWilliamsFacts
