Blog of Much Holding

Just for the record, I want to remind everyone there are no hanging chads in baseball. #WorldSeries

“That pitch was dangerously cheesy, sponsored by Cheetos.” I think the ad tie-ins are a bit much. #WorldSeries

Pete Rose may have had some work done. #WorldSeries

“Pete Rose, would you have ever bet this game would go this way?” #WorldSeries

So, instead of Joe Buck, can we have that Andy Griffith Show rerun I joked about earlier? #WorldSeries

“Now, as we wait for the game to resume… Ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty!” #WorldSeries

God: “This game is too interesting. Stop it, immediately.” #WorldSeries

Better get some coffee on. #WorldSeriesGame7

Charlie Sheen warming up in the bullpen. #WorldSeries

Getting my Darth Vader NOOOOOO Gif ready. #WorldSeries

If there’s a rain delay, they have an episode of The Andy Griffith Show setup and ready to go. #WorldSeriesGame7

And they say baseball is boring. #Worldseries

And it’s starting to rain. The way this series has gone, I wouldn’t be surprised if we got a plague of locusts. #Worldseries

Wearing my Billy Goat Tavern shirt, BTW… just so you know where my loyalties lie. #WorldSeries

This may be one of the best baseball games ever. #WorldSeries

Guys, can we wrap it up soon? I need to go to sleep. #WorldSeries