Geez, way to completely spoil EVERY FINALE EPISODE THIS YEAR, #Emmys. Because everyone is caught up. Wow.
At this rate, Olive Kittridge will be the Democratic nominee for President. #Emmys
What the hell was that last segment and who the hell convinced Tony and Tatiana to do it? Wow. #Emmys
“Hi, I’m attractive Emmy presenter Rob Lowe.”
“I see SF shows on Fox being canceled before it happens!” #MinorityReport
More women have won Director honors tonight than in the entire history of the Oscars. #Emmys
Everyone… On stage. Is talking. Like. William… Shatner. #Emmys
Apparently pity laughter is the BEST laughter. #Emmys
Still mad at the #Emmys for not nominating Utopia.
The entire #Emmy set is actually the Transformer Unicron.
“Hi, I’m James Corden! I have a show now! I know, crazy, right?” #Emmys
Very thrilled Jeffey Tambor won. One of the nicest guys in the business. #Emmys
I celebrate Sausage Sunday a little differently. #Emmys
This reminds me of the time Ricky Gervais won that Tony. #Emmys
What’s the hardest thing about writing comedy? Apparently being asked to do it for the #Emmys.
We need to have “The New Ed Asner” as a running joke tonight. Make it happen, #Emmys.
