Blog of Much Holding

Relistening to Prince’s music, I think a lot of it has a slight sexual subtext.

LAST ONE: They almost discontinued Connect Four when they realized that it wasn’t compatible with Common Core. #FakeBoardGameFacts

The New York City edition of Jenga was pulled from the marketplace after… well, you know. #FakeBoardGameFacts

In the Game of Thrones board game, your favorite character dies every sixth turn. #FakeBoardGameFacts

Scrabble considered a making a version targeted at dyslexics named “Sarclbbe” #FakeBoardGameFacts

George W Bush used Stratego to plan the invasion of Iraq. #FakeBoardGameFacts

Twister has been used in yoga classes to introduce new students to the concept. #FakeBoardGameFacts

Ouija has been used in several third world countries to replace WhatsApp during power outages. #FakeBoardGameFacts

They can no longer sell Candy Land in states where marijuana has been legalized. #FakeBoardGameFacts

The Battleship movie was good. #FakeBoardGameFacts

A Millennial version of The Game of Life was pulled from the market because it was deemed “too depressing.” #FakeBoardGameFacts

The Abraham Lincoln version of CLUE was discontinued after low sales. #FakeBoardGameFacts

They had planned a RISK edition to tie-in with Fifty Shades of Grey, but they decided to scrap it at the last minute. #FakeBoardGameFacts

The inventor of Monopoly is, in actuality, Bernie Sanders. #FakeBoardGameFacts

After watching the first 2 episodes of the new #Thunderbirds Are GO! I got to say… WOW. Just a loving recreation of the original. Well done.

Well, now we know the cause for #CaptainAmericaCivilWar: youtube.com/watch?v=d8PBIK…