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Posted on July 4, 2016 at 8:07 pm

Somewhere, Jezza is smiling and having a drink. twitter.com/arstechnica/st…

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 4:43 pm

Two words: grilled watermelon. Trust me. #Yum

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Grilling has commenced. Short ribs, brats, hamburgers and hot dogs, over charcoal and hickory chips. Happy Independence Day.

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 2:38 pm

The new edition of The #TwinPeaks Gazette is out! thetwinpeaksgazette.com

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 4:15 am

Go from watching Terminator Genesys to my computer, and what music pops up randomly when I hit play? Madonna.

GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:30 am

My son said, “Some of it is good, but it’s like picking corn out of shite.” #TerminatorGenesys

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:27 am

My son wants to ask the makers of this movie “How was John Connor born now?” Good fraking question. #TerminatorGenesys

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:23 am

That is not how helicopters work. This movie is so bad. #TerminatorGenesys

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:17 am

When your big action scene rips off a first act moment from Jurassic Park: The Lost World, your movie sucks. #TerminatorGenesys

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:13 am

I take back any and all criticism of Terminator 3. Compared to the newest film, it’s freaking Citizen Kane.

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:08 am

I feel bad that I am inflicting Terminator Genesys on my wife and son. I’m apologizing profusely as I tweet this.

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 3:03 am

The latest Terminator film just completely pisses on the whole series. The best character is JK Simmons as “Old conspiracy theory cop.”.

Posted on July 4, 2016 at 2:34 am

Finally watching Terminator Genesys and wow… just horrible. So glad I am not paying to see this.

Posted on July 3, 2016 at 11:36 pm

Remember this #July4th, the only thing to put on a hot dog is mustard, relish, chili, and (maybe) cheese. Put ketchup on your burger. #PSA

Posted on July 3, 2016 at 11:10 pm

Whenever I fall into deep REM sleep, I dream the music video for Shiny Happy People.

Posted on July 3, 2016 at 8:16 pm

Well, alright alright alright. #TheDarkTower birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/06/30/her…