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Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:45 am

I am so happy right now. The SEC has once again showed the world that they are the best conference. And Alabama is the best team. ROLL TIDE.

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:41 am

DYNASTY. It’s not just an 80s show starring Linda Evans. It’s your Alabama Crimson Tide. And they are just getting started. #ROLLTIDE

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:38 am

Correction to my earlier tweet… Alabama is putting in their second-string players, to get some big game experience. Embarrassing for ND.

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:26 am

Alabama still has plenty of time to respond with another touchdown. And methinks they will. #BCSChampionship

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:17 am

“I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alabama Notre Dame Massacre, with full orchestration & five part harmony & stuff like that…”

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:09 am

Full credit to Alabama… they didn’t pull their starters and play second string players. They play all four quarters. #Sportsmanship

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:55 am

Notre Dame warming up their secret weapon, the Dowager Countess, to bring it home. #BCSChampionship #DowntonAbbey

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:38 am

I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘I am holding my position.’ We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let Notre Dame do that. #RollTide

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:33 am

So… um… (looking around) Where are all the “#SEC is overrated” tweets? (Looks some more) I thought so. #BCSChampionship

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:22 am

Alabama considering putting in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters into the game in the second half, just to mix things up a bit. #RollTide

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 3:00 am

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s enough. I’m calling it. Notre Dame’s national championship hopes died… (checks clock) at 9:58 PM. #RollTide

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 2:52 am

Commentator: “Notre Dame has missed more tackles tonight than they have all year.” Hmm. I wonder why that may be. #SEC

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 2:42 am

Notre Dame considering putting the new iPhone headphones in as a wide receiver in the second half. #BCSChampionship

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 2:34 am

Notre Dame’s game plan: put the Directv Genie in as QB in the second half. #BCSChampionship

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 2:31 am

Gee, thanks, ESPN, for showing downbeat sad ND fans in a children’s hospital. Alabama looks like Ebenezer Scrooge, now.

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 2:23 am

My new Twitter avatar is purely coincidental. #BCSChampionship #RollTide