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Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:28 am

These pigeons aren’t that bad. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:19 am

We should steal this silverware. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:15 am

You should reapply your makeup. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:07 am

I really love David Hasselhoff. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:03 am

Still mad they canceled Firefly. #FiveWordsThatRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 3:01 am

I’m very popular on Twitter. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:59 am

I’ll have the endless appetizers. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:52 am

I collect my own urine. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:46 am

I knit with human hair. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:45 am

I’m into My Little Pony. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:36 am

Human tastes quite good, actually. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:34 am

The black helicopters follow me. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:32 am

I don’t believe in antiperspirant. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:30 am

I’ve invited my mother along. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:26 am

I love my Myspace site. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:22 am

My favorite movie is Gigli. #FiveWordsToRuinADate