Author: Joseph Dickerson

Well, I have found the review that perfectly aligns with my opinion of #GIJoeRetaliation. Take it away, Devin: badassdigest.com/2013/03/25/gi-…

OK, that’s the end of my rant. I REALLY wanted to like #GIJoeRetaliation and I did like… some of it. It’s just… OFF, somehow.

#gijoe #spoilers Scarlet? DEAD. Ripcord? DEAD. Duke? DEAD. Hawk? DEAD. HEAVY DUTY? DEAD. Breaker? DEAD. Destro & Baroness? WRITTEN OUT.

#GIJoeRetaliation #Spoiler Still can’t believe they killed almost EVERYONE on the Joe team 20 minutes in. Roll call, coming up…

If Bruce WIllis worked on set for more than a week, I’d be shocked. It’s an extended cameo more than anything else. #GIJoeRetaliation

#GIJoe #Spoilers Expecting a lot of Bruce Willis, you’ll be disappointed. He’s in 8 scenes, 4 set on the same set, 2 against bluescreen.

Next couple of tweets are #GIJoeRetaliation spoilers, so if you don’t want to read them turn away now.

…It’s the equivalent of coming into a boy’s room while he’s playing w/G.I.Joes, taking all the ones he loves & then throwing him new ones.

…And then (off-camera) kill most all the main characters from Star Wars except Han, ’cause Han’s cool. That’s what the new #GIJoe does…

Imagine if in Empire Strikes Back they kill Luke Skywalker off 20 minutes in. The new hero: his new best friend who he met between films…

OK, I’m gonna go off on a mini-rant on Twitter about the new #GiJoe movie… so if you want to look away now, feel free.

Just left the #GiJoe:Retaliation sneak preview… and have mixed feelings.

The #GiJoe: Retaliation sneak screening at Atlantic Station is at capacity, and they are turning people away. Luckily, I got a seat… 😉

Dungeons & Dragons Coming To iOS Later This Year As Wizards Of The Coast Teams Up With Playdek zite.to/10bZ60g

About to go to a sneak preview of the new #GiJoe movie… #yojoe

Apple’s broken promise: why doesn’t iCloud ‘just work?’ zite.to/11I9VK7