Author: Joseph Dickerson

“We need a MON-TAGE!” #Oscars2014

Oh wait, that’s Chris PINE, not Evans. Who can tell?

It’s fake Captain Kirk!

Going through Ben Affleck’s head right now: “You don’t mow another man’s lawn.” #Oscars2014

Tina Fey is in a cage backstage writing “ad libs” for Ellen, in exchange for Snickers being provided by a man in a Godzilla suit. #Oscars

P!nk, I love ya, but could ya please keep in tempo with the music? #Oscars2014

I think American Hustle is going to win… nothing. I’m wagering HER will win best screenplay. #Oscars2014

Well done, Bill. Well done. #HaroldRamis #Oscars2014

So, did Andy Kaufman come back from the dead and start producing the #Oscars?

Give Angelina some pizza, she needs it. And a sandwich. #Oscars2014

“Introducing the Gear 2. It’s not an iWatch, but… Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back!” #OscarAds

And I just lost @brendanloy‘s #Oscar poll. Thought Jennifer was gonna upset.

Wow, I’m actually doing a lot better in the #Oscar pool that I though I would…

Is Bono wearing the same hair Emmet wore in the LEGO movie? #Oscars2014

Unfortunately, after Angela Lansbury was honored her third cousin twice removed was found murdered. #Oscars2014

UPSET in best documentary – Though Tim’s Vermeer should have been nominated. And Blackfish. #Oscars