Author: Joseph Dickerson

She Who Must Be Obeyed asked “Where are the bullet holes in his outfit?” Good question. #Halloween2

Lance Guest slipping and knocking himself out is the stupidest move of all stupidest moves, ever. #Halloween2

Even before Obamacare, hospitals are woefully understaffed. #Halloween2

Why they didn’t turn any lights on in the hospital? No one knows. #Halloween2

“Samhain…. the lord of the dead. A two for one coupon at Ruby Tuesdays.” #Halloween2

Michael Myers is cranking up the heat on the hydrotherapy pool. That’s how he rolls. #Halloween2

RIP Ben Tremer. First Laurie had a crush on you and then… #Halloween2 youtube.com/watch?time_con…

The nurse on the other end of the talkie talkie helping the fat security guard may be the stupidest person who ever lived. #Halloween2

When you are in danger, who can you rely on? The fat security guard. They never fail. #Halloween2

Dammit, Janet! #Halloween2

Hi, I’m Lance Guest. I’m going to be the Last Starfighter. You’re pretty. #Halloween2

Way to cordon off a crime scene, Haddonfield police. #Halloween2

“You let him out!!” Did you not see the first movie? #Halloween2

The kid with the razor in his mouth is SO urban legend, 1981 edition. They didn’t have the internet back then. #Halloween2

The wig on Jamie Lee Curtis is SO bad. #Halloween2

“I shot him six times!” How many? I lost count. #Halloween2