Author: Joseph Dickerson

Ricky Gervais just doesn’t care. He is awesome.

Katie Holmes: “It’s an honor just to be nominated. And also to have escaped from Scientology and Tom Cruise.” #GoldenGlobes

Prince will now announce all the remaining awards sitting in a recliner and eating Cheetos. #laidback #GoldenGlobes

The artist formerly known as Prince and now known as Prince again is on the #GoldenGlobes.

We need more polite Icelanders accepting awards. #GoldenGlobes

Wait, St. Vincent was nominated for something? Really? #GoldenGlobes

Great to see Transparent win. A very very good show. #GoldenGlobes

I now have a new item on my bucket list: to become one of the 90 members of the HFPA that Hollywood bribes every year. A man can dream…

It looks like Birdman MAY be a sly reference to when Michael Keaton played Batman. Hmm. #GoldenGlobes

And Billy Bob wins for #Fargo. Which he probably should have won the #Emmy for, but then again… CRANSTON. #GoldenGlobes

And Fargo wins… Deservedly so. I know it’s a BS award, but DAMN was that great television. #GoldenGlobes

JK Simmons wins, which means he will make his Farmers Insurance sales quota for the month. #GoldenGlobes

And here’s Benerit Cumberoot! He is the Kunkwat Haagendaas! #GoldenGlobes

Who had the first Cosby joke at 8:10? YOU WIN THE POOL! #GoldenGlobes

“Selma is about the civil rights movement, which totally worked now everything is fine.” Great joke. #GoldenGlobes

The Clooney joke about his wife totally killed. #GoldenGlobes