Author: Joseph Dickerson

Just when I thought this #Oscars couldn’t get any whiter… SOUND OF MUSIC TRIBUTE.

They have a point. Our prison system is f’d up. And I’m a semi-conservative sickly pale white guy. #Oscars2015

Well played, Oscars. Travolta gets to eat some (deserved) humble pie.

I think what’s really in NPH’s locked briefcase is Marsellus’ soul. #Oscars2015

This Glory song is pretty farking good. #Oscar2015

And now, to show how the #Oscars is all about women’s rights, here’s a JCPenney ad showing half-naked women. #Oscars2015

I hope Hollandaise wins the award for Best Original Sauce. #Oscars2015

Fifty Shades of Documentary Producer. #Oscars2015

‘And now, here’s two people who should have been nominated, but weren’t!’ #Oscars2015

Ground control to Terence Howard… Do you read me, over? Take your protein pills and put your helmet on… #Oscars2015

Umm… #Oscars… Joan Rivers? She did movies, too. Directed one, even. #InMemorium #Oscars2015

Giger, Garner, Bardot, Attenborough, Rooney, Williams, Taylor, Rainer, Smith, Bacall, Wallach, Hoskins, Nichols… We’ve lost some greats.

…And the sweep dream is over. Oh well. #TheGrandBudapestHotel #Oscars2015

Idris, looking GOOD, man. #Oscars2015

The hope for a sweep continues. #TheGrandBudapestHotel #Oscars2015

The Best Animated Picture to Big Hero Six should have an * next to it, like 61*. #EverythingIsAwesome