Month: November 2016

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:49 am

MAYBE NEXT YEAR IS NO MORE.

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:48 am

GO CUBS THANK YOU FOR PUTTING US OUT OF OUR MISERY.

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:48 am

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:45 am

The CIA has found a new interrogation technique: Show suspected terrorists this game. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:44 am

A line drive and now a one run game. F*** you, baseball Gods. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:43 am

And the Baseball Gods are not kind. A walk with one out left in the bottom of the 10th.

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am

Away, then away, then away. Geez. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:40 am

1 out away.

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:37 am

Methinks this game will end soon. At least, sometime this month. #WorldSeriesGame7

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:24 am

I may call in sick tomorrow. Cough. Cough. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:21 am

Just for the record, I want to remind everyone there are no hanging chads in baseball. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:15 am

“That pitch was dangerously cheesy, sponsored by Cheetos.” I think the ad tie-ins are a bit much. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:09 am

Pete Rose may have had some work done. #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:05 am

“Pete Rose, would you have ever bet this game would go this way?” #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 4:03 am

So, instead of Joe Buck, can we have that Andy Griffith Show rerun I joked about earlier? #WorldSeries

Posted on November 3, 2016 at 3:58 am

“Now, as we wait for the game to resume… Ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty!” #WorldSeries