Try to make your costume as obscure as possible, just so you’ll spend the entire evening explaining it. It’s fun! #HalloweenTips
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Month: October 2016
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The houses that hand out full-size candy bars are in neighborhoods better than yours. #HalloweenTips
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Happy Halloween everyone. Be careful, and have fun.
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And we are done. A double feature of Halloween and Halloween 2 on the 35th anniversary of Halloween 2. Goodnight everyone.
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Every time Michael turns to someone I keep thinking he should yell “Spock!” #Halloween2
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Loomis is such a pimp at the end of this movie. #Halloween2
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“Doctor Loomis, there’s some contrived narrative rewrite stuff we need to let you know about.” #Halloween2
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She Who Must Be Obeyed asked “Where are the bullet holes in his outfit?” Good question. #Halloween2
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Lance Guest slipping and knocking himself out is the stupidest move of all stupidest moves, ever. #Halloween2
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Even before Obamacare, hospitals are woefully understaffed. #Halloween2
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Why they didn’t turn any lights on in the hospital? No one knows. #Halloween2
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“Samhain…. the lord of the dead. A two for one coupon at Ruby Tuesdays.” #Halloween2
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Michael Myers is cranking up the heat on the hydrotherapy pool. That’s how he rolls. #Halloween2
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RIP Ben Tremer. First Laurie had a crush on you and then… #Halloween2 youtube.com/watch?time_con…
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The nurse on the other end of the talkie talkie helping the fat security guard may be the stupidest person who ever lived. #Halloween2
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When you are in danger, who can you rely on? The fat security guard. They never fail. #Halloween2