Month: July 2016

Joseph Dickerson

My son said, “Some of it is good, but it’s like picking corn out of shite.” #TerminatorGenesys

Joseph Dickerson

My son wants to ask the makers of this movie “How was John Connor born now?” Good fraking question. #TerminatorGenesys

Joseph Dickerson

That is not how helicopters work. This movie is so bad. #TerminatorGenesys

Joseph Dickerson

When your big action scene rips off a first act moment from Jurassic Park: The Lost World, your movie sucks. #TerminatorGenesys

Joseph Dickerson

I take back any and all criticism of Terminator 3. Compared to the newest film, it’s freaking Citizen Kane.

Joseph Dickerson

I feel bad that I am inflicting Terminator Genesys on my wife and son. I’m apologizing profusely as I tweet this.

Joseph Dickerson

The latest Terminator film just completely pisses on the whole series. The best character is JK Simmons as “Old conspiracy theory cop.”.

Joseph Dickerson

Finally watching Terminator Genesys and wow… just horrible. So glad I am not paying to see this.

Joseph Dickerson

Remember this #July4th, the only thing to put on a hot dog is mustard, relish, chili, and (maybe) cheese. Put ketchup on your burger. #PSA

Joseph Dickerson

Whenever I fall into deep REM sleep, I dream the music video for Shiny Happy People.

Joseph Dickerson

Cleaned the grill, packed the fridge, bought copious amounts of dead animal flesh. Let’s do this. #IndependenceDay

Joseph Dickerson

I think more people are tweeting about Heaven’s Gate than the number of people who ever saw it when it opened. #RIPMichaelCimino