Day: February 2, 2015

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:09 am

I love the Budweiser ads, and I really love the fact that I have a variety of beers to choose from that are not Budweiser.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 2:06 am

You know what the #SuperBowl needs? MORE TOENAIL FUNGUS ADS.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:54 am

Right now @Nationwide is frantically filming an ad to air in 4th qtr where Katy Perry & Liam Neeson go back in time to save that kid’s life.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:50 am

They had some mechanical difficulties, so they are still trying to locate & land The More You Know star containing Katy Perry. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:42 am

Liam Neeson just saw the @Nationwide ad, and he’s PISSED. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:38 am

How did the @Nationwide kid die? Dancing sharks, sadly.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:35 am

The @Nationwide kid didn’t like the halftime show. Because HE’S DEAD.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

Apparently EVERYONE on the Net did the More You Know joke simultaneously & blew up a thousand servers. Thankfully the sysadmin had a Coke.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:24 am

We need a nipple slip. #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:16 am

It would be really nice to be able to HEAR KATY PERRY SING. #badaudio #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:14 am

The ghost kid from the Nationwide ad MAY be the guest performer at the Katy Perry halftime show… Just sayin… #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:11 am

It would be great if the Seahawks win, but I’m afraid the ghost kid from the Nationwide ad may have other plans – he was a Patriots fan.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 1:06 am

Advertisers: “All of America is watching this game, so we have to KILL THEIR BUZZ COMPLETELY.” #SuperBowl

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 12:51 am

Somewhere, at the @Nationwide #SuperBowl party, some very interesting conversations are taking place. #WorseAdEver

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 12:47 am

I got it: the Nationwide kid was looking for a lost puppy, got doublecrossed by James Spader & died when someone spilled coke in his laptop.

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 12:39 am

CRANSTON FTW. #superbowl