Day: January 14, 2015

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:34 am

The black helicopters follow me. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:32 am

I don’t believe in antiperspirant. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:30 am

I’ve invited my mother along. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:26 am

I love my Myspace site. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:22 am

My favorite movie is Gigli. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:17 am

George Lucas is a genius. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:15 am

Dog meat is SO delicious. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:14 am

Can you drain the pus? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:13 am

I wear a chastity belt. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:04 am

Boone’s Farm, if you please. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 2:00 am

She was asking for it. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 1:59 am

The scabies are gone now. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Posted on January 14, 2015 at 1:51 am

Today’s Album: The Best of Sandy Denny.