Day: March 3, 2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 4:17 am

And Let it Go wins best song, which surprises no one who is at all paying attention. #Frozen #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 4:08 am

John LOVES his musicals. Hint hint. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 4:07 am

Goldie was going to wear her Laugh In bikini, but the producers threw a dress on her. For the children. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:58 am

Started crying when Peter was shown, lost it when Harold and Roger was listed. The year EVERYONE COOL DIED. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:54 am

Death montage. Hankies at the ready. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:49 am

“We need a MON-TAGE!” #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:47 am

Oh wait, that’s Chris PINE, not Evans. Who can tell?

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:46 am

It’s fake Captain Kirk!

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:44 am

Going through Ben Affleck’s head right now: “You don’t mow another man’s lawn.” #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:42 am

Tina Fey is in a cage backstage writing “ad libs” for Ellen, in exchange for Snickers being provided by a man in a Godzilla suit. #Oscars

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:36 am

P!nk, I love ya, but could ya please keep in tempo with the music? #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:32 am

I think American Hustle is going to win… nothing. I’m wagering HER will win best screenplay. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:27 am

Well done, Bill. Well done. #HaroldRamis #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:22 am

So, did Andy Kaufman come back from the dead and start producing the #Oscars?

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:22 am

Give Angelina some pizza, she needs it. And a sandwich. #Oscars2014

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 3:19 am

“Introducing the Gear 2. It’s not an iWatch, but… Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back!” #OscarAds