Day: February 3, 2014

Joseph Dickerson

They’d show more in these #24 promos but they’re RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

Joseph Dickerson

Denver coaches: “Should we run this play?”
Bruno Mars: “Yeah yeah yeah!”

Joseph Dickerson

HA HA HA HA HA! TD SEAHAWKS!

Joseph Dickerson

Wow, the Red Hot Chili Peppers look great. And they’re ninety years old!

Joseph Dickerson

They are using special cameras and mirrors to disguise the fact that Bruno Mars is only three feet tall.

Joseph Dickerson

So, what was the deal with that Seinfeld thing? I mean, really?

Joseph Dickerson

Can they put the Muppets in for the Denver offense in the second half? May produce better results.

Joseph Dickerson

We’ve replaced the normal Denver quarterback with Tony Romo. Let’s see if anyone notices. #Superbowl

Joseph Dickerson

Was… was that… Optimum Prime, riding Grimlock?!

Damn you, Hollywood. I now have to see the new Transformers movie.

Joseph Dickerson

Somewhere, Bruno Mars is warming up by saying YEAH YEAH YEAH eighteen thousand times.

Joseph Dickerson

The way this game is going, if only there was some legal way for fans in Denver to relax and calm down… #Superbowl