What I’ve learned from today’s commercials: cars can’t drive on top of trains, and workers at Dominos are as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Day: January 5, 2014
Horrible first series for SF to start the second half. #GoPackGo
Spanish language translations of my tweets are available at @elJoseGrandeMucho.
Just saw a commercial showing a woman driving around a bunch of Benjamin Franklin impersonators. I thought I was the only one who did that.
Go Pack Go! #NFLPlayoffs
Today’s cooking: homemade apple pie. #murica
“”This tweet is brought to you by the pointless and lame remake of RoboCop, coming February 12th.”
So, I have a hunch that San Diego is gonna pull this one out. #NFLPlayoffs
This Week in #StarTrek is out! paper.li/JosephDickerso… Stories via @RyanEHamilton @83multimedia
Watch what happens when you use a SuperSoaker on a -42°F day zite.to/1cxfDBz
”Sorry guys, we are fresh out of points to score. Come back tomorrow.” #NFLPlayoffs
Boy, this game is riveting. #zzzzzzzzzz #NFLPlayoffs
If this was the Chiefs/Colts game Andy Reid would have called four time outs by now. #NFLPlayoffs
“We secretly replaced the Kansas City Chiefs with the Dallas Cowboys. Let’s see if anyone notices.” #NFLPlayoffs
WOW COLTS WOW. #NFLPlayoffs