Month: February 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:30 am

Looking at Ben Affleck, it’s like he’s grown a beard to star in the G.I.Joe Adventure Team movie. “Ben Affleck IS… the Land Adventurer!”

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:25 am

“I dreamed a speech… a speech that I would give…” #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:20 am

A Sound of Music Nazi joke before introducing Christopher Plummer? Wow, Seth… Wow. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:14 am

Will the two Kirks fight backstage with those big spear things from Amok Time? And could they show that instead of the rest of the awards?

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:12 am

Look, Ted showed up! Self indulgent, Seth. Really self-indulgent. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:07 am

I understand Billy Crystal is being parachuted in by special forces personnel… #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:05 am

Russell Crowe: Singer.

Not really, but I think it’s funny whenever I or anyone says that.

#Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:03 am

Geez, Anne Hathaway has to perform on the same #Oscar stage she was on last year… and before the winner of her category is announced.

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:57 am

#Oscar producer: “We’ve got a big musical number, get Bob Fosse on the phone!” Assistant: “Umm… he’s dead.” Producer: “Do what I asked you!”

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:52 am

Nikki Finke at Deadline.com: “So far this feels like the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon. Circa 1966.” Heh. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:50 am

Is it just me, or are they feeding in canned laughter to “plus” the audience reactions to the jokes? #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:46 am

Absolutely thrilled Searching for Sugar Man won best documentary. Wonderful film. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:39 am

Liam, hurry! We’re running out of time! #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:31 am

And… that’s it? Umm… I think you could have done a bit more than that for Bond’s 50th, Academy. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:27 am

Shirley Bassey. Yes. #Oscars

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 2:24 am

James Bond montage FTW. #Oscars